Part 13. Ok folks! Lets take it away!
“Step into Christmas!” said Joe, opening the stable doors.
“Oh!” exclaimed Mary “Those drugs are amazing! I’m walking on the air! Lets have some misletoe and wine!”
“Thats what got her in this in the first place” sniggered Craig.
“Sore point, mate” said Joe, wind taken out of his sails.
“Oh I wish it could be Christmas every day!” said Darren.
The baby started crying. Mary, tired, leaking from every orifice, and in need of a shower says to him “you better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout i’m telling you why”.
Everyone was surprised when Baby Jesus shouted “It’s CHRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSTMASSSSSSS!”. How advanced!
And so the narrator looks down on the scene fondly. The newborn wont sleep tonight. And says to all a merry Christmas and goodnight and…”Tonight thank God it’s them, instead of you”.